EXETERNRPG: EXETERRPG: (1, 0803) Yeoman, Ensign Thea Helms

[Mark Howard]

I read this just after waking up and it hit me in the feels. Poor Thea....

On Fri, 3 Jun 2022, 04:52 Will Banowsky via exeter-rpg, <
exeter-rpg at startrekfreedom.com> wrote:

> Mission: Space was cool before it mattered
> Day: 1
> Stardate: 2446.04.25
>
> (USS Exeter - Counseling Offices - Yeoman Helms - 0803)
>
> “The captain’s… dog?”
>
> "Yes Layla, the captain's black lab and the bane of my existence. I
> swear...I just....if there was a hell, Layal will be my torturer. So yes,
> the captain's dog."
>
> “Anything you say here is strictly confidential, of course. Even if it has
> to do with members of, erm, the captain’s immediate family.”
>
> "Oh, I'm pretty sure the captain knows how I feel about Layla, which is
> why I think he occasionally gives me an extra day off ever three weeks."
>
> “So what’s going on with Layla?”
>
> "I don't think dog's are capable of hate, cats maybe, but not dogs. But
> Layla, it's like the dog has it out for me."
>
> (reply Kodai)
>
> "She's chewed up three of my favorite dresses, chewed two sets of uniform
> boots, and clogged my toilet at least five times by throwing toys in it. I
> swaer, its like, one day, she will act like the most loving dog in the
> world, and the next day, she'll eat my lunch right off the table."
>
> (Reply Kodai)
>
> "And today, today, today......she ate my Sharko, my stuffed Shark with a
> surfboard that I've slept with since I was 2. Nothing else I own smells
> like my home on the Hawaiian island of Maui like Sharko. Sharko.....was my
> version of a security blanket. But now, Sharko is in pieces on my floor. My
> fault for taking Layla to my quarters I guess."
>
> (reply Kodai)
>
> (reply Kodai)
> (posted by Will)
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