EXETERNRPG: EXETERRPG: (2 - 0603) Lt. JG Billy Alexander and aACMO Ensign SG Heinrich Kruze

[Mark Howard]

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On Thu, 25 Mar 2021 at 22:30, Timothy Callow via exeter-rpg <
exeter-rpg at startrekfreedom.com> wrote:

> Mission: Auld Lang Syne
> Day:02
> Stardate: 2445.12.29
>
>
> (Risa– Suraya Bay Resort, Mysterious Room-SOPS, Lt. JG Billy Alexander and
> aACMO Ensign SG Heinrich Kruze - 06:03)
>
> Heinrich did not want to get up. His head was pounding, he was exhausted,
> he feared what might happen if he made any movement, but he desperately
> needed to take a leak. When he lifted up his covers to get out of bed he
> noticed an ornate looking urn laying beside him. ~That’s strange,~ he
> thought. But the significance of waking up next to an urn never hit him in
> his hungover state. Instead he got up and made his way to the bathroom.
>
> As he groggily took one of the longest leaks of his life he heard a
> rapping on the door to the suite. And then a pounding. “Open up!” The voice
> startled him. Suddenly, sensing danger, he was awake. Looking around the
> bathroom he realized it was not his own. Peaking out into the bedroom he
> recognized it was not his own. Instead he was laying in a luxury suite
> Starfleet surely did not pay for. ~Well, shit.~
>
> “Five more minutes.” Billy said as he rolled out of bed and fell onto the
> floor. Thud! “Umm, wait. Where the hell am I?” He looked around and saw the
> confused Heinrich Kruze. “Umm where the @#$% are we?”
>
> “The hell if I know!” Heinrich loudly whispered. “Keep it down!” The
> people outside pounded on the door as loudly as his head was pounding.
>
> “We know you’re in there! Open up!”
>
> “Ummm. Housekeeping. We’re cleaning. Do not disturb.” Billy said using a
> feminine voice.
>
> ~No way they buy that.~ Heinrich thought.
>
> “Sorry to disturb you ma’am.” Heinrich breathed a sigh of relief as he
> heard footsteps go down the hall. He sat on his bed and picked up the urn.
>
> “That was close. Hey, d’you see this?”
>
> “See what?” he asked. “And Why am I wearing a bowtie?”
>
> He then looked at the urn. “Whose ashes are those? And whose room is this?”
>
> “Woah, that’s too many questions at once.” He opened up the urn and looked
> inside. “I don’t know whose they are, but these are definitely ashes.”
>
> “You know what this reminds me of. Did you ever watch the old 20th and
> 21st century entertainment company. World Wrestling Federtainment. Or was
> it Entertation. But there was a weird undead space wizard named the
> Undertake and he carried an urn like that one that stored all his gagu
> powers.”
>
> “You mean that fake stuff? I’ll, uh, take your word for it.” Heinrich
> stared at the urn. “Do you remember anything from last night?”
>
> “One it’s not fake. It’s umm like a play, but there is only so many ways
> you can fake going through a table.”
>
> “Oh, I suppose.”
>
> “As for last night. I remember karaoke. I remember bikinis. I remember
> telling someone I couldn’t sleep with them because my girlfriend would kill
> us. And I remember finish a whole bottle of tequila by myself.”
>
> “Well that’s… a lot more than me.” Heinrich said. “Still doesn’t explain
> how we got here or how I got this urn.”
>
> “Ummm, does it have an engraving on the bottom?”
>
> “Uh, let me see.” Heinrich turned the urn around to look for an engraving.
> “There is, but don’t recognize the script.”
>
> “At least we’re still fully clothed.”
>
> “Gotta count your blessings.”
>
> Then there was another pounding at the door. “Hey! You two in there!
> You’re not the housekeepers!”
>
> Billy reached into his pocket and found his personal communication device.
> “Billy Alexander to Exeter.”
>
> =/\=This is the Exeter.=/\=
>
> “Two to beam up, myself and Dr. Kruze.”
>
> =/\=Aye sir.=/\=
>
> Billy turned to Heinrich. “Hold onto the urn.”
>
> Heinrich grabbed hold of the urn like it was his only baby.
>
> “Exeter, energize.”
>
> In a flash, Billy and Heinrich were gone with the mystery urn, still
> unaware of what happened the night before.
>
> (Reply none)
> (posted by Will and Tim)
>
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